1 00:00:05,969 --> 00:00:07,988 Previously, on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:08,013 --> 00:00:09,402 My mission was simple: 3 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:11,223 drop my device onto their planet 4 00:00:11,248 --> 00:00:12,668 and head back home. 5 00:00:14,043 --> 00:00:16,682 I had no intentions of getting close to any of them. 6 00:00:19,075 --> 00:00:20,988 In order to complete my mission, 7 00:00:21,013 --> 00:00:23,863 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 8 00:00:23,888 --> 00:00:27,051 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle, we had a murder in town last night. 9 00:00:27,076 --> 00:00:29,137 Need you to come down and take a look at the body. 10 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,673 Sam Hodges was poisoned. 11 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,410 He tried to give himself a tracheotomy. 12 00:00:33,435 --> 00:00:36,047 There is a killer out there. We still need your help. 13 00:00:36,455 --> 00:00:38,503 In a town of 1,000 people... 14 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:41,567 There is a kid who can see my true form. 15 00:00:41,599 --> 00:00:44,028 You're just different. I know what that feels like. 16 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:46,934 Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me. 17 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,434 Maybe there's something redeemable 18 00:00:48,459 --> 00:00:50,215 about the human race after all. 19 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:53,888 Unfortunately for them, when I find my device, 20 00:00:53,913 --> 00:00:57,098 I will finally complete my mission and kill them all. 21 00:01:00,313 --> 00:01:01,313 _ 22 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:03,659 All beings of the universe are different. 23 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:06,396 For instance, my people are brilliant. 24 00:01:06,421 --> 00:01:08,299 Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb 25 00:01:08,324 --> 00:01:10,034 that they think the leading cause of death 26 00:01:10,059 --> 00:01:12,229 is heart disease. It's not. 27 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:14,206 It's almond milk. 28 00:01:14,231 --> 00:01:17,300 Even the Grey aliens won't touch the stuff. 29 00:01:17,675 --> 00:01:19,919 Despite their differences, there is one truth 30 00:01:19,944 --> 00:01:22,081 that connects all beings. 31 00:01:22,335 --> 00:01:24,816 Life doesn't ever go as planned. 32 00:01:35,594 --> 00:01:37,148 Whoa! 33 00:01:42,397 --> 00:01:43,957 What the hell? 34 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:50,316 Help! 35 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:52,777 Somebody! 36 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,426 Help me! 37 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,784 Help! 38 00:01:58,873 --> 00:02:00,520 Somebody! 39 00:02:02,232 --> 00:02:03,543 Help! 40 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:14,022 41 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:17,356 Finding an object the size of a suitcase 42 00:02:17,381 --> 00:02:18,522 in the Colorado Mountains 43 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:21,124 is like looking for a needle in a haystack. 44 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,371 I've been searching for my device 45 00:02:23,396 --> 00:02:24,858 every day for months. 46 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,561 I haven't found it yet, 47 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:29,077 but after searching a half dozen mountains, 48 00:02:29,102 --> 00:02:31,624 - _ - I finally found the haystack, 49 00:02:31,757 --> 00:02:33,897 and that's all that matters. 50 00:02:34,377 --> 00:02:38,249 Well, that and being on time for my first day of work. 51 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:53,030 Max! Max! 52 00:02:53,371 --> 00:02:54,616 Ugh! 53 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,358 He went out the window. 54 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:58,439 Of course he did. 55 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:02,053 What the hell happened in here? 56 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:05,617 - The kid went nuts. - What? 57 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,076 Why? 58 00:03:08,487 --> 00:03:10,020 I have no idea. 59 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:12,092 I'm going to cut your head off! 60 00:03:15,648 --> 00:03:17,393 I think he has emotional issues. 61 00:03:17,418 --> 00:03:19,872 Well, we need to get this place cleaned up. 62 00:03:19,897 --> 00:03:21,888 There hasn't been a doctor on duty in days, 63 00:03:21,913 --> 00:03:24,224 and we have a bunch of patients coming in. 64 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:26,941 Well, don't just stand there. 65 00:03:26,966 --> 00:03:28,404 Okay. 66 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:33,725 - Max, okay. - Count of three, bud. 67 00:03:33,749 --> 00:03:35,741 - You are getting filthy under there. - Listen to your mother, Max. 68 00:03:35,765 --> 00:03:37,877 He's just looking for my wallet. 69 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:40,247 He's a good kid. We're good parents. 70 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:43,224 The alien from my bedroom, he's in there. 71 00:03:43,249 --> 00:03:44,685 He's the new doctor! 72 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,454 - Okay. - Max, I saw the new doctor. 73 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:47,824 He didn't look like an alien to me. 74 00:03:47,848 --> 00:03:49,482 He's already gotten inside your brain. 75 00:03:49,507 --> 00:03:51,020 - Come on, buddy. - You're as good as dead. 76 00:03:51,044 --> 00:03:52,131 Let's go. 77 00:03:52,155 --> 00:03:54,166 You are going back in there, and you are letting that doctor 78 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,497 take a look at your sore throat. 79 00:03:55,522 --> 00:03:58,002 And while I'm in there, you can buy a four-foot coffin. 80 00:03:58,027 --> 00:04:00,122 Okay, look, that's enough. 81 00:04:00,147 --> 00:04:02,716 I cannot hear about this alien stuff anymore, 82 00:04:02,741 --> 00:04:04,786 but he can come to work with me and lie on the couch. 83 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,255 If his throat doesn't feel better, 84 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,912 I'll bring him back, okay? 85 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:11,912 Oh, now you want to die too. Make that three coffins. 86 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:14,663 I'm serious. 87 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,367 If he keeps this up, we're getting rid of him. 88 00:04:16,391 --> 00:04:18,279 Sounds good. 89 00:04:18,304 --> 00:04:20,918 Oh, vanilla, thank God. You I will keep. 90 00:04:20,943 --> 00:04:22,627 - Oh. - Love you. 91 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,324 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing with these? 92 00:04:36,349 --> 00:04:37,990 Look, do I need to remind you 93 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:39,334 that this side is the mayor's office 94 00:04:39,358 --> 00:04:41,193 and that side is the sheriff's office? 95 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:42,562 We got a murder to solve. 96 00:04:42,587 --> 00:04:44,334 I got to make room over there for murder stuff. 97 00:04:44,358 --> 00:04:47,865 Yeah, well, there's no room for those boxes in here, so... 98 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:50,201 Well, the laws of physics would tend to disagree with you 99 00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:52,505 since there they are. 100 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,361 Sheriff, I'd like to file a murder complaint. 101 00:04:56,386 --> 00:05:00,108 - I know who killed Sam Hodges. - What are you talking about? 102 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,796 Is that so? 103 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:04,836 - All right. - Sure, have a seat. 104 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,624 Go ahead and lay it on me, little deputy. 105 00:05:06,649 --> 00:05:09,241 It's the new doctor. He's an alien. 106 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,711 Okay, on that note, I'm gonna need everyone out. 107 00:05:11,736 --> 00:05:13,778 Kid's a little delusional with a fever. 108 00:05:13,803 --> 00:05:15,814 - Maybe no talking for a day. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 109 00:05:15,838 --> 00:05:18,139 An alien? What you mean? 110 00:05:18,164 --> 00:05:19,984 Like, he ain't got a green card or something? 111 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:23,819 No, like, alien-alien from outer space. 112 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,632 - Outer sp... - And shoot me. 113 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:27,625 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 114 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:29,428 You know I could lock you up for lying 115 00:05:29,453 --> 00:05:31,731 to an officer of the law? That is a crime. 116 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,135 - You're committing crime. - Got a sick kid, okay? 117 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,234 Gonna need everyone out. Got a sick kid. 118 00:05:36,259 --> 00:05:38,217 Just... Yeah, he's sick all right. 119 00:05:38,242 --> 00:05:40,387 Let me ask you something. You got HBO in your house? 120 00:05:40,412 --> 00:05:41,500 Here's what I want you to do. 121 00:05:41,524 --> 00:05:43,135 I want you to watch "Oz" season one, 122 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,076 and then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison. 123 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,177 Talking about some alien shit. 124 00:05:47,202 --> 00:05:49,481 - I'ma go get me some more boxes. - Uh, no. 125 00:05:49,505 --> 00:05:51,934 I really wish that you wouldn't do that, Sheriff. 126 00:05:53,443 --> 00:05:55,659 Okay, okay. 127 00:05:55,684 --> 00:05:58,957 Hey, I know the sheriff can seem kind of mean sometimes, 128 00:05:58,981 --> 00:06:01,617 but he's just a teddy bear... 129 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:05,167 With severe control and anger issues. 130 00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:07,043 But he didn't believe me 131 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:08,887 when I told him about the alien. 132 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:10,731 Nobody does. 133 00:06:11,159 --> 00:06:14,639 Well, look, maybe he didn't believe you 134 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:17,489 because he can't see the alien, right? 135 00:06:17,514 --> 00:06:20,326 It's probably putting up some kind of mind shield 136 00:06:20,351 --> 00:06:23,297 that only you can see through because you're special. 137 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:25,357 Yeah, that makes sense. 138 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:30,175 One of my skills as a deputy is to work as a sketch artist, 139 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,790 so if you describe the alien to me, 140 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:33,258 I could draw a picture of him. 141 00:06:33,605 --> 00:06:35,293 Great, then I can get the word out! 142 00:06:35,318 --> 00:06:38,386 Okay, start with his eyes. 143 00:06:38,411 --> 00:06:40,731 They're, like, alien shape. 144 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:42,734 And then he has these scales going back... 145 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:44,655 Like, blue scales with little circles. 146 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,089 Ooh, okay. 147 00:06:48,561 --> 00:06:50,441 Human doctors have to go through years 148 00:06:50,466 --> 00:06:52,644 of medical school to perform a procedure 149 00:06:52,668 --> 00:06:54,887 as simple as burning off a wart. 150 00:06:55,037 --> 00:06:58,317 I was a scientist on my planet, so this is easy for me. 151 00:06:58,396 --> 00:06:59,778 All I need is the Internet, 152 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:02,109 and I can graduate in five minutes. 153 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,882 Okay. 154 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:10,062 Let's take a look at that nasty thing. 155 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,831 Hm. 156 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,621 You're not a 12-year-old boy with a wart. 157 00:07:16,808 --> 00:07:19,246 Mm, not a 12-year-old boy. 158 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,506 Ah, yes, Harry, sorry. This is Judy. 159 00:07:21,531 --> 00:07:23,075 She's in need of a pelvic exam. 160 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:25,192 We had to move her up from tomorrow. 161 00:07:25,217 --> 00:07:27,559 Oh, okay. 162 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:30,108 Pelvic exam. 163 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:36,721 So, big guy, you into sports? 164 00:07:36,746 --> 00:07:39,691 No, but I am into putting my pants back on 165 00:07:39,715 --> 00:07:41,593 before the breeze dries out the lettuce. 166 00:07:41,617 --> 00:07:43,628 Yeah, Harry, she doesn't have all day. 167 00:07:43,653 --> 00:07:45,197 - Oh. - I'll be right back. 168 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:47,599 Oh, yes. 169 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:49,136 Of course. 170 00:07:53,878 --> 00:07:57,591 Okay, I see your problem. You sat on an earring. 171 00:07:57,859 --> 00:07:59,237 No! That... 172 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:01,574 - Sorry. - That's supposed to be there. 173 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:02,967 Uh... 174 00:08:04,273 --> 00:08:05,517 Here we go. 175 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:08,721 Let's just get into this, mm-hmm. 176 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:10,612 Oh, yes, examining. 177 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:13,458 Uh, yes. 178 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:15,728 Oh, uh... 179 00:08:15,752 --> 00:08:17,729 Did you just take a picture? 180 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,129 It was a selfie. 181 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,589 My first day. 182 00:08:24,614 --> 00:08:26,605 Huh. 183 00:08:28,387 --> 00:08:31,207 The day didn't get any better. 184 00:08:32,731 --> 00:08:35,840 Well, it appears that you are in excellent health. 185 00:08:36,178 --> 00:08:39,216 Concerning your breath, did you recently eat 186 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:41,286 a dead rodent? 187 00:08:41,511 --> 00:08:43,588 You should be more careful next time. 188 00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:45,524 Your parents don't have insurance, 189 00:08:45,548 --> 00:08:47,011 so if you get hurt again, 190 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:48,727 they'll probably lose their home 191 00:08:48,751 --> 00:08:50,956 and have to live outside on the street. 192 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:58,875 She just found a lump in her breast. 193 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:02,246 Why don't you try to be a little more calming this time? 194 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:03,773 I know what I'm doing. 195 00:09:06,578 --> 00:09:09,817 I see you found a lump in your breast. 196 00:09:10,129 --> 00:09:11,143 Yes. 197 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:12,785 I'm glad that you came in and that 198 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:15,261 you've been so diligent with your health. 199 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,389 As you know, self-examination 200 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,024 along with appropriate screenings 201 00:09:19,048 --> 00:09:21,226 can greatly increase your odds of early detection, 202 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,705 so I don't want you to worry. 203 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,002 Many women find lumps in their breasts all the time, 204 00:09:25,027 --> 00:09:27,499 and most of them are nothing, okay? 205 00:09:27,855 --> 00:09:30,080 - Okay. - Good. 206 00:09:30,105 --> 00:09:32,519 Now let's get a look at that tit. 207 00:09:38,816 --> 00:09:41,861 I discovered that the woman does not have cancer. 208 00:09:41,886 --> 00:09:44,103 I also discovered that "tit" 209 00:09:44,128 --> 00:09:46,940 is not the preferred term for breast. 210 00:09:47,197 --> 00:09:49,298 - Hi. - Hey. 211 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,928 Harry, this is my father Dan. Harry's a doctor. 212 00:09:51,953 --> 00:09:53,964 He's been helping us out at the clinic. 213 00:09:53,989 --> 00:09:55,191 Hello. 214 00:09:57,636 --> 00:10:00,714 Sorry, he doesn't like doctors. 215 00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:05,792 Dad, what are you doing? 216 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,901 I have a bad feeling. 217 00:10:08,264 --> 00:10:10,636 There's something wrong with that man. 218 00:10:10,815 --> 00:10:13,487 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 219 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:16,088 You have a bad feeling about every man within ten feet of me. 220 00:10:16,113 --> 00:10:17,939 I don't have a bad feeling about him. 221 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:20,987 - That's the problem. - What are you talking about? 222 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:25,158 When I look at him, I feel nothing at all. 223 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:33,772 Asta's large father does not like me. 224 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:36,803 Can he somehow tell I am different from them? 225 00:10:37,701 --> 00:10:40,153 This day cannot get any worse. 226 00:10:46,476 --> 00:10:48,209 Shit. 227 00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:52,053 Oh, mm. 228 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:12,368 This kid is a menace. He just won't give up. 229 00:11:12,392 --> 00:11:13,803 Where was that effort from the humans 230 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:16,005 when we were helping them build Stonehenge? 231 00:11:16,029 --> 00:11:18,541 A bunch of idiots just sitting around drinking mead, 232 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:21,978 making us do all the work. Lazy druids. 233 00:11:22,002 --> 00:11:23,085 I can't leave. 234 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,180 I'm too close to finding my device, 235 00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:27,150 and I'm not turning into someone else. 236 00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:30,351 It took me weeks to figure out how to get this body to work. 237 00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:03,708 I have to be smart. 238 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,318 I can't just kill this kid. 239 00:12:05,343 --> 00:12:07,144 It will draw too much attention. 240 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:17,222 Hello? 241 00:12:17,246 --> 00:12:20,858 Hi, is Max there? 242 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,428 Who's this? 243 00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:25,464 - _ - I'm a friend of his from school. 244 00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:29,301 My name is... Elvis. 245 00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:33,068 Yeah, okay. Max, friend from school. 246 00:12:33,264 --> 00:12:36,224 - Hello? - Hi. 247 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:40,079 I saw your poster on the street. 248 00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:43,318 Yeah? 249 00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:48,349 And I saw that alien on a bus leaving town, 250 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:51,309 so you don't have to worry about him anymore. 251 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,537 Are you sure it was him? 252 00:12:55,562 --> 00:13:00,131 Yes, he was very handsome like a young Jerry Orbach. 253 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,560 Who? 254 00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:04,582 Wait a minute, I don't know you from school. 255 00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:06,139 You're right. 256 00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:08,740 I'm a post office man. 257 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:13,559 I'm good with my eyes, and I saw that alien, 258 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,080 and he's gone. 259 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:18,231 If you're a man, why do you have a kid's voice? 260 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:22,099 - Tricycle accident. - Uh-huh. 261 00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:24,429 If you work at the post office, 262 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:27,935 how much does a stamp cost? 263 00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:31,028 - $100. - I knew it! 264 00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:33,665 - You're him! - $1,000. 265 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,168 I know it's you, and guess what, alien, 266 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,469 you can't kill me. 267 00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,371 My parents know you're after me, 268 00:13:39,395 --> 00:13:41,774 and if I die, they'll know you did it, 269 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,153 and you're dumb. 270 00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:45,511 Stamps are, like, 30 bucks each, stupid. 271 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:48,478 Don't call me stupid... 272 00:13:48,503 --> 00:13:50,214 you little shit. 273 00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:54,082 S-H-I-T is a bad word, stupid. 274 00:13:56,871 --> 00:14:00,016 That's it. I'm going to kill him. 275 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:10,102 What do you want? 276 00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:27,276 I didn't know babies had a laugh button. 277 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:31,456 Oh, there you are, sweetheart. 278 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:34,293 Oh, Harry, this is my cousin, Kayla, 279 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:36,462 and this cute little guy is Sage. 280 00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:38,119 Hi. How are you? 281 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:39,898 Okay, I'm gonna see you this weekend. 282 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:42,322 - Okay. Mwah. - Bye. 283 00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:43,721 Let's go. 284 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:50,174 Oh, Jay, didn't you have something you wanted to say 285 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:52,205 to Dr. Vanderspeigle? 286 00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:56,114 Ms. Twelvetrees wanted me to apologize 287 00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,219 for calling you a douchebag. 288 00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:00,519 And I apologize 289 00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:03,223 that your birthmark looks like a bug. 290 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,424 Douchebag. 291 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,001 Yeah, glad we cleared that up. 292 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:09,104 Okay, Harry, this is your temporary office. 293 00:15:09,128 --> 00:15:10,568 Can you please grab Harry's things 294 00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:12,471 and set him up in the nurse's office? 295 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,342 I don't want anyone in Sam's office. 296 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,428 Sure. 297 00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:18,746 So how are you, you know, with Sam's death? 298 00:15:18,771 --> 00:15:20,990 - I'm fine. - Okay. 299 00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:23,918 When I was your age, I didn't have anyone I could talk to 300 00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:26,834 when I was sad, so if you ever need someone... 301 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,506 I said I'm fine. 302 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,420 Okay. 303 00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:33,857 Why couldn't you talk when you were sad? 304 00:15:34,153 --> 00:15:38,300 Oh, no, I could talk. I just moved out. 305 00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:41,694 My father and I didn't get along very well. 306 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,936 Why did you move back? 307 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,225 Um... 308 00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:51,994 I guess I missed home. 309 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,193 Home. 310 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,485 You know what I just realized? 311 00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,754 I don't know anything about you. 312 00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:00,404 Where are you from? 313 00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:04,293 I'm hungry. 314 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,632 Okay. 315 00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:18,841 This human form is confusing to me. 316 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:22,110 I am often struck with a sharp emptiness inside me. 317 00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:25,419 I eat food, but the emptiness doesn't go away. 318 00:16:39,552 --> 00:16:41,137 Well, hello there. 319 00:16:41,388 --> 00:16:45,055 Oh, you are the woman that I danced with. 320 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,569 That's right. You remember. 321 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,907 I'm D'arcy, by the way. 322 00:16:49,932 --> 00:16:51,240 - Excuse me, I just wanted... - What? 323 00:16:51,264 --> 00:16:52,571 We don't have Wi-Fi. 324 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,376 I just wanted a napkin. 325 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,447 Oh, fancy man wants a napkin. 326 00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:58,217 It looks like you're wearing a napkin, 327 00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:00,719 so maybe use that. Get out of here. 328 00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:02,584 Go away. 329 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:05,260 Do you want me to get you anything? 330 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:08,729 I was hungry, but now that I am here... 331 00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:12,493 - for some reason, I'm not. - Sounds like stress. 332 00:17:12,518 --> 00:17:14,029 I'm a big stress eater. 333 00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:17,877 I ate a whole bag of Doritos the other day... family size. 334 00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:20,860 Maybe you want some of this local whiskey 335 00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:21,938 - that you love. - No. 336 00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,486 No. 337 00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:27,336 Last time I drank that, I tried to kill someone. 338 00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:30,045 Really? 339 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:35,817 Well, was that your first murder 340 00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:38,053 or is that something you do a lot? 341 00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:41,182 Wasn't the first, won't be the last. 342 00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,995 Okay, wow. 343 00:17:47,252 --> 00:17:49,454 So you, like, a knife guy or...? 344 00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:52,344 I like to use my hands. 345 00:17:52,369 --> 00:17:56,137 Me too, except not for murder as much. 346 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,341 But, anyway, if you're gonna go around killing people, 347 00:17:59,365 --> 00:18:01,243 you should at least make it look like an accident 348 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,778 'cause if you get arrested, 349 00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,604 you can't take me bowling tomorrow night. 350 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,815 When I kill that kid Max, 351 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:09,251 I can make it look like an accident. 352 00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:10,860 Then I won't get caught. 353 00:18:10,885 --> 00:18:12,654 That's a great idea. 354 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,923 Great, yeah, it's a date. 355 00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:18,849 I've never gone bowling with a murderer before. 356 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,495 It's been a goal. 357 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,838 What is bowling? 358 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,696 I'm glad my husband and son are here with me in my home. 359 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,205 - Makes me fulfilled. - I am your husband. 360 00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:39,726 - This cookie is delightful. - I'm here too. 361 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,265 I'm a younger person. 362 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,124 Let me turn on the cooking stove. 363 00:18:47,342 --> 00:18:49,359 It's funny. All I hear is a hissing noise. 364 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,265 I hope that smell in the air isn't propane gas. 365 00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:05,712 Explosion is a good option. It looks like an accident. 366 00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:06,860 So, uh... 367 00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:10,198 You know, it is nice talking to someone who cares. You know? 368 00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:12,464 And I love that you're writing things down. 369 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,734 You know, Sam, he didn't really ever take notes. 370 00:19:14,759 --> 00:19:18,272 Well, no one cares more about people than I do. 371 00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,708 Yeah, Sam gave good advice, 372 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,678 but he wasn't exactly qualified. 373 00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:25,034 This town is lucky you started your career 374 00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:26,614 as a clinical psychologist. 375 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,853 Lucky for me too... so lucky. 376 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:34,757 It's just all this stress has a bit of a tendency 377 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,378 - to build up. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:39,916 Sometimes I think about being a kid again. 379 00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:44,333 It just makes me feel good. It's better being a kid. 380 00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:46,151 Sometimes. 381 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,068 So... 382 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,448 Why do you like thinking about being a child, hm? 383 00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:03,018 Things were simpler. 384 00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:05,924 I had no worries, I guess. 385 00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:09,603 You know, when I think about it, 386 00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:13,751 I get this pit in my stomach. 387 00:20:15,192 --> 00:20:17,151 Describe this pit. 388 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:20,293 Is it like you're hungry all the time? 389 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,972 Kind of, but it's not that. 390 00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:24,940 I... 391 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,385 Just feel empty? 392 00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:31,438 You cannot be in here. 393 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,197 Is it true what I'm hearing? You think my Sam was poisoned? 394 00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:36,785 Sorry, I tried to stop her. You can't be here. 395 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,387 I can't talk to you right now. 396 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,323 I am busy with the mayor doing psychological therapy. 397 00:20:41,348 --> 00:20:43,081 Isn't this supposed to be private? 398 00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:45,987 He's telling me he's a man baby. 399 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:49,298 - I didn't say... - It's fine. 400 00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:52,120 I'll wait, and I'm going to get his things. 401 00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:54,056 No, you're not. I'm sorry. 402 00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:55,682 - Sorry, Ben. - Mm. 403 00:20:57,329 --> 00:21:00,706 Tell me more about this hole in your stomach. 404 00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:04,056 Um, well, it's... 405 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,628 One second. 406 00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:12,418 You have no right taking Sam's things. 407 00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:14,143 Well, they're my things now. 408 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:16,986 Can you be quiet? I am trying to be a doctor. 409 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:18,159 This is Sam's office. 410 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:20,010 He just died, and it's a crime scene. 411 00:21:20,035 --> 00:21:23,112 Nobody comes in here. What is this? 412 00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:25,862 I was hungry and wanted a quiet place to eat. 413 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:28,856 This is Sam's chicken from the refrigerator. 414 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:33,135 - He is not going to eat it. - God, Harry! 415 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,556 No, leave it. Stop it. 416 00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:36,261 - You cannot take... - I am not leaving it. 417 00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:41,690 Pathetic humans letting their emotions 418 00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:43,471 dictate their behavior. 419 00:21:44,529 --> 00:21:47,183 These two are distraught by something as small 420 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,628 as a loved one being poisoned to death. 421 00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:52,020 I wonder if I can get that chicken 422 00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:53,589 while they're fighting. 423 00:21:55,785 --> 00:21:56,925 I need to know what you're doing 424 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,594 about the investigation into Sam's murder. 425 00:21:58,619 --> 00:21:59,706 I'm sorry. 426 00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:00,988 Do I come up to you on the street and ask you 427 00:22:01,012 --> 00:22:02,948 what you're doing about Mr. Dougan's catheter? 428 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,004 Abigail is at the clinic right now 429 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:07,536 taking all of Sam's stuff out of his office. 430 00:22:07,561 --> 00:22:09,760 Isn't that evidence? You know, she's the wife. 431 00:22:09,785 --> 00:22:11,397 - Maybe she killed him. - Maybe you killed him. 432 00:22:11,421 --> 00:22:12,440 How about that? 433 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,424 Say that again, and you'll be wearing that hat 434 00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:16,620 inside your ass. 435 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,081 What the hell are you doing here? 436 00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:20,618 I like watching her when she's angry. 437 00:22:20,911 --> 00:22:23,753 We looked into Abigail, and she has an alibi. 438 00:22:23,778 --> 00:22:25,122 She's got a rock solid alibi. 439 00:22:25,147 --> 00:22:26,785 She wasn't even in town the night that he died. 440 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:28,222 And I already took care of Sam's office. 441 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,191 I got prints. I got photographs. I got everything. 442 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,565 You need to stay in your lane... The bike lane. 443 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:35,169 Oh, wow, how long did it take you to think of that? 444 00:22:35,194 --> 00:22:36,754 - That's what I said. - That's so clever. 445 00:22:36,778 --> 00:22:39,260 I can read the emotions on their faces. 446 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,979 Sadness masking as anger. 447 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:45,167 Weakness masking as superiority. 448 00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:49,644 This one's like a pet rabbit that you yell at so much 449 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,280 its hair starts to fall out. 450 00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:55,023 _ 451 00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:56,920 My people don't have stupid emotions 452 00:22:56,944 --> 00:22:58,255 to get in our way. 453 00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,551 All we need is food to fuel our body. 454 00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:04,966 That's easy. 455 00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:07,452 You can find food almost anywhere. 456 00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:46,443 I'm in human form now, 457 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,843 and I'm feeling that pit in my stomach. 458 00:23:49,868 --> 00:23:51,245 Is it possible that, 459 00:23:51,269 --> 00:23:53,078 when I took on the human molecular structure, 460 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,615 I somehow was infected with their emotions? 461 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,513 Or is it just hunger? 462 00:23:59,177 --> 00:24:01,922 Never mind, it's just hunger. 463 00:24:02,093 --> 00:24:04,225 Hello again, Mrs. Cow. 464 00:24:09,487 --> 00:24:12,053 Sorry. I'm leaving. 465 00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:13,691 It was consensual. 466 00:24:17,418 --> 00:24:20,002 ♪ Every day, every night ♪ 467 00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,823 ♪ It's all you, it's all you ♪ 468 00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:23,024 ♪ It's all right ♪ 469 00:24:23,049 --> 00:24:25,470 ♪ Every day, every night ♪ 470 00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:27,471 ♪ It's all you, it's all you ♪ 471 00:24:27,496 --> 00:24:29,956 ♪ It's all right, it's all right ♪ 472 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:33,057 ♪ Every day, every night ♪ 473 00:24:33,751 --> 00:24:36,277 I was beginning to think you weren't gonna show up. 474 00:24:36,694 --> 00:24:39,300 Octopuses also change their color. 475 00:24:39,926 --> 00:24:41,580 Oh, yeah. 476 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,861 I was gonna stop with just the hair though, so... 477 00:24:47,606 --> 00:24:49,149 Excited to bowl? 478 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:51,847 - Let's get some shoes. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:56,605 - Ugh. - So we meet again. 480 00:24:57,794 --> 00:24:59,121 Do I know you? 481 00:24:59,146 --> 00:25:02,229 Yeah, you had your hand inside me the other day. 482 00:25:02,254 --> 00:25:05,534 - Uh, narrow it down, Judy. - Uh, eat a dick, D'arcy. 483 00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:07,893 I'd have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands. 484 00:25:09,663 --> 00:25:12,375 - You're a 12. - How did you know? 485 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,682 Oh, 'cause D'arcy only dates size 12s. 486 00:25:14,707 --> 00:25:17,183 - Real classy, skank. - Whore. 487 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,487 Oh, are you going to Cookman's bonfire 488 00:25:18,511 --> 00:25:20,027 - on Saturday? - Yeah, I'll be there. 489 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,052 Nice. 490 00:25:21,684 --> 00:25:24,307 See ya. 491 00:25:29,087 --> 00:25:33,472 Well, well, well, look who came into my house. 492 00:25:34,822 --> 00:25:36,519 You live here. 493 00:25:37,465 --> 00:25:39,435 On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I do. 494 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,019 I league it up with my boys. 495 00:25:41,044 --> 00:25:43,222 Okay, shouldn't you be out solving crime? 496 00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:45,043 Yeah, the only crime in Patience tonight 497 00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:46,546 is gonna be this double homicide 498 00:25:46,571 --> 00:25:49,558 when I murder you both with my superior bowling skills. 499 00:25:50,401 --> 00:25:52,247 Let me show you how it's done. 500 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:59,953 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 501 00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:03,341 You hear that? 502 00:26:03,366 --> 00:26:05,544 That there's the sound of inevitability. 503 00:26:06,810 --> 00:26:08,683 Aha, X marks the spot. 504 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,466 Let's see what you got. Come on. 505 00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:13,870 Okay, all right, all right, okay. 506 00:26:23,402 --> 00:26:26,310 All right, not bad. 507 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,851 Okay, let's see what the good doctor's got. 508 00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,086 You up, Doc. 509 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,323 Go Harry. 510 00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:37,927 Let's see what you got, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. 511 00:26:38,285 --> 00:26:40,442 You got this. Knock 'em down. 512 00:26:46,216 --> 00:26:49,718 This is easy. I've got this. 513 00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:51,949 It's all just math. 514 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,730 If I can land a spacecraft on an asteroid 515 00:26:55,755 --> 00:26:57,972 travelling 50,000 miles an hour, 516 00:26:57,997 --> 00:27:00,884 I can roll a ball on some wood. 517 00:27:04,784 --> 00:27:07,437 Oh, goddammit! Oh, shit! 518 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,424 - That's a strike. - Ain't no damn strike. 519 00:27:09,449 --> 00:27:10,660 That's assault with a deadly weapon. 520 00:27:10,684 --> 00:27:12,190 You know, I could arrest your ass for that, 521 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,221 but I don't want to embarrass you 522 00:27:13,245 --> 00:27:15,156 for all this wayward bowling. 523 00:27:15,483 --> 00:27:17,199 Ow, shit! 524 00:27:18,725 --> 00:27:20,314 He's fine. 525 00:27:22,695 --> 00:27:26,141 You know, he was wrong. I never feel embarrassment. 526 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:29,861 Wow, that's cool. Well, I do. 527 00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:32,414 When I was at Stratton, I had this recurring dream. 528 00:27:32,439 --> 00:27:35,218 You know, I was running naked through the hallways. 529 00:27:35,243 --> 00:27:37,011 It wasn't a dream. 530 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:39,507 Ambien. 531 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,181 That's embarrassing. 532 00:27:42,549 --> 00:27:44,360 You've lived here a long time. 533 00:27:44,384 --> 00:27:46,929 I have a question. It doesn't mean anything. 534 00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:49,681 When does the snow melt on the mountain? 535 00:27:50,757 --> 00:27:53,236 Ooh, it would depend on the weather. 536 00:27:53,688 --> 00:27:56,492 It's spring, so if we get a good rain, 537 00:27:56,517 --> 00:27:58,617 - it'll be gone in a week. - A week? 538 00:27:58,642 --> 00:28:00,276 - Yeah. - That's very soon. 539 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,726 Do you want to go heli-skiing? 540 00:28:01,751 --> 00:28:04,080 - It's rad. - No, don't go up there. 541 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:05,975 What? 542 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,750 You're a skier? 543 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:13,203 Yeah... well, I used to ski, like, a lot. 544 00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:14,490 I wanted to go to the Olympics, 545 00:28:14,514 --> 00:28:16,960 so finished second in the worlds 546 00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:20,320 and then 2006 I went to Torino. 547 00:28:21,887 --> 00:28:24,882 - And then this happened. - How did you do that? 548 00:28:24,907 --> 00:28:27,517 Well, it was my second mogul run. 549 00:28:28,523 --> 00:28:29,711 I heard my knee pop. 550 00:28:29,736 --> 00:28:31,474 It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop, 551 00:28:31,498 --> 00:28:36,062 and I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack. 552 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:38,704 I had a tib fib compound fracture. 553 00:28:39,143 --> 00:28:43,247 They said I could have lost my leg or even died. 554 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:45,915 Whew, fun day. 555 00:28:47,414 --> 00:28:49,649 - Couldn't stop? - Yeah. 556 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:53,730 - Almost died. - Yeah. 557 00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:55,665 That's great. 558 00:28:55,993 --> 00:28:57,399 So I found a new perspective... 559 00:28:57,424 --> 00:29:01,070 - I've got to go. - We're not done eating. 560 00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:04,207 That's where it usually ends. 561 00:29:04,891 --> 00:29:07,538 Aw, another date night just you and a hot dog? 562 00:29:07,563 --> 00:29:08,840 Actually, I have two. 563 00:29:08,865 --> 00:29:10,880 You could have one for each hand just like in high school. 564 00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:12,018 I learned that trick from you. 565 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,538 - All right, slut. - Hoe bag. 566 00:29:13,563 --> 00:29:15,071 - Want to bowl? - Yeah. 567 00:29:15,096 --> 00:29:16,397 Let's do it. 568 00:29:41,262 --> 00:29:43,474 The kid has to ride his bike down this hill 569 00:29:43,498 --> 00:29:44,955 on the way to school. 570 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,285 Without brakes, he'll never survive. 571 00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:49,146 It's a good feeling to know 572 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:51,558 I am the smartest person on Earth... ugh! 573 00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:54,021 Get out of the street, you idiot! 574 00:29:58,112 --> 00:29:59,881 Sorry. 575 00:30:01,272 --> 00:30:02,621 Hm. 576 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,150 I liked Sam, but he was always, 577 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,986 "Don't eat this. Don't eat that. 578 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,357 Your diet's gonna kill you." 579 00:30:11,382 --> 00:30:13,327 Well, what you eat is important. 580 00:30:14,944 --> 00:30:16,792 I don't agree with that. 581 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:18,434 - Oh, no? - No. 582 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:20,129 There are ten things on here 583 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,564 that are going to kill him sooner 584 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:24,086 - than eating bad food does. - Harry. 585 00:30:24,111 --> 00:30:27,737 No, I want to hear. Sam never mentioned that. 586 00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:29,386 Tell me when. 587 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:35,416 Look, I just turned 80. You can give it to me straight. 588 00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:37,552 How long do you think I have? 589 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:40,524 - Do you like Christmas? - Yes, very much. 590 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:42,585 Celebrate it before June. 591 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,744 Oh, okay. 592 00:30:46,174 --> 00:30:47,485 Oh. 593 00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:50,603 But between now and Christmas? 594 00:30:51,701 --> 00:30:54,237 You can eat anything you want. 595 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:58,432 I like you. 596 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,167 This is the first time that a doctor's 597 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,838 been totally honest with me. 598 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,506 This town is very lucky to have a doctor as good as you. 599 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,433 Yes, you are lucky. 600 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,547 You certainly have a particular style. 601 00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:14,884 That's impressive. He doesn't like anyone. 602 00:31:14,986 --> 00:31:17,905 Ben Hawthorne's here. There's been an accident. 603 00:31:18,171 --> 00:31:20,390 - An accident? - Yeah. 604 00:31:21,578 --> 00:31:25,440 Hello, Mayor Hawthorne. I'm sorry for your loss. 605 00:31:25,714 --> 00:31:27,893 Uh, what loss? 606 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,132 This little guy fell on his bike in the driveway. 607 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,407 I think he's gonna need stitches. 608 00:31:38,049 --> 00:31:39,088 - Come on. - Okay. 609 00:31:39,113 --> 00:31:41,615 Stitches... stitches, that's it? 610 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,955 Don't sound so disappointed, weirdo. 611 00:31:49,752 --> 00:31:50,752 It's okay, buddy. 612 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:52,869 I'll be here right next to you the whole time. 613 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,260 You're, like, 600 feet away. 614 00:31:55,285 --> 00:31:57,326 Yeah, well, I don't want to get in the doctor's way. 615 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,754 See, just stay strong, okay, pal? 616 00:32:01,977 --> 00:32:03,869 Thank you, nurse. 617 00:32:07,307 --> 00:32:10,564 I hear you had a little bike accident this morning... 618 00:32:11,049 --> 00:32:12,432 Very little. 619 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:18,041 Your son is very shy. 620 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:22,174 You can look at me, Max. I don't bite. 621 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:25,167 Actually, I do. 622 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:32,286 You're lucky your brakes failed on the driveway 623 00:32:32,311 --> 00:32:33,789 and not on the main road. 624 00:32:33,814 --> 00:32:35,869 This should have been a lot worse. 625 00:32:37,378 --> 00:32:40,081 How did you know it was my brakes? 626 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:43,555 I just assumed. 627 00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:48,266 We get a lot of failed brake accidents... 628 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,689 All kinds, 629 00:32:49,714 --> 00:32:54,416 cars, wheelchairs, boats. 630 00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:55,818 Mm, can we hurry this up? 631 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:58,321 That smell of gauze is just something else. 632 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:03,297 Luckily, we have Novocain for good boys. 633 00:33:03,322 --> 00:33:06,495 I can numb this up, and you won't feel a thing. 634 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:08,706 So tell me, Max, 635 00:33:08,731 --> 00:33:13,158 are you going to be a good boy? 636 00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:14,770 Of course. 637 00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:20,308 No, never. 638 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,658 Well, then I have my answer. 639 00:33:25,112 --> 00:33:27,556 Let's put in a couple of stitches. 640 00:33:27,581 --> 00:33:29,251 Go right ahead. 641 00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:38,594 How is it, Max? 642 00:33:39,026 --> 00:33:40,542 It's fine. 643 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,131 Is there a mosquito in here? 644 00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:45,636 'Cause I think I just got a tiny bite on my arm. 645 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,737 This is deeper than I thought. 646 00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:49,720 We might need three stitches. 647 00:33:49,745 --> 00:33:51,774 How about five? 648 00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:10,501 - Well, I guess that's it. - Really? 649 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:13,914 - I didn't feel anything. - Huh, good for you. 650 00:34:13,939 --> 00:34:16,962 - I did. Okay, let's go. - Yes, yes. 651 00:34:16,987 --> 00:34:18,400 Remember, if you're not careful, 652 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:21,007 something horrible can happen to you. 653 00:34:21,032 --> 00:34:23,839 Oh, don't worry. I can take care of myself. 654 00:34:24,143 --> 00:34:26,312 By the way, your shoe's untied. 655 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,963 Made you look, you dummy. 656 00:34:30,213 --> 00:34:32,141 Wait, I... look! 657 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:35,704 It... it is untied, 658 00:34:35,729 --> 00:34:38,791 so ha, ha, ha! 659 00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:47,946 I know Sam and you were close. 660 00:34:47,971 --> 00:34:50,499 There are things you can do that will help you. 661 00:34:50,807 --> 00:34:53,995 You could cut your hair to honor the deceased. 662 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,464 I can handle it. 663 00:34:57,103 --> 00:34:59,714 Maybe you should start letting me live my own life. 664 00:35:00,503 --> 00:35:02,111 Worrying about every man I meet, 665 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:04,280 making me dinner every night... 666 00:35:04,581 --> 00:35:06,416 I'm not 16 anymore. 667 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,593 Mm, it's okay. 668 00:35:10,618 --> 00:35:12,455 The dinner part is nice. 669 00:35:12,728 --> 00:35:14,985 If you were 16, you wouldn't even be here. 670 00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:16,627 You'd be in Denver. 671 00:35:16,652 --> 00:35:18,970 Oh. 672 00:35:18,995 --> 00:35:20,629 Good one. 673 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,787 Now that I live at home, you're gonna start being my father? 674 00:35:24,238 --> 00:35:26,533 Well, you never stopped being my daughter. 675 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,442 I hope you're this upset when I die. 676 00:35:35,513 --> 00:35:37,362 Jesus, Dad. 677 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:13,406 Did you burn your scrubs from the other night? 678 00:37:13,726 --> 00:37:15,136 No. 679 00:37:16,073 --> 00:37:17,843 You know you should. 680 00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:20,966 You've got to release Sam's spirit from this world. 681 00:37:20,991 --> 00:37:23,007 Otherwise, he'll linger. 682 00:37:23,832 --> 00:37:25,716 I know. 683 00:37:47,452 --> 00:37:48,653 Shut up! 684 00:38:26,991 --> 00:38:28,559 Hey. 685 00:38:28,584 --> 00:38:29,995 Hey. 686 00:38:38,699 --> 00:38:41,771 Mrs. McGill has a crush on you. 687 00:38:41,796 --> 00:38:43,230 It's not a crush. 688 00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:44,940 She's 90 and comes in every week 689 00:38:44,965 --> 00:38:46,743 because she's a hypochondriac. 690 00:38:49,374 --> 00:38:52,049 - Hey. - Uh-huh? 691 00:38:52,074 --> 00:38:53,619 A little gin rummy? 692 00:38:53,644 --> 00:38:55,365 Oh... 693 00:38:56,512 --> 00:38:58,377 I'm gonna have to take a raincheck. 694 00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:59,558 Big day tomorrow. 695 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:03,082 Oh, but I'll beat you next time. 696 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:04,896 You wish. 697 00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:18,519 There's no one sitting there. 698 00:39:22,442 --> 00:39:24,815 Dan's not my real father. 699 00:39:26,385 --> 00:39:28,597 My mom left when I was one. 700 00:39:28,898 --> 00:39:30,842 Dan took me in, and he raised me. 701 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:32,402 He gave me everything. 702 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,282 But I never really felt like I fit in. 703 00:39:38,707 --> 00:39:42,437 Sam was the only one I could talk to about all that. 704 00:39:44,541 --> 00:39:47,020 I never should have left that night he died. 705 00:39:47,227 --> 00:39:50,530 I was tired. I just wanted to go home. 706 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,282 He was always there for me. 707 00:39:56,307 --> 00:39:58,209 I should have been there for him. 708 00:39:58,959 --> 00:40:00,770 He was poisoned. 709 00:40:00,795 --> 00:40:03,305 - You couldn't have helped him. - Maybe. 710 00:40:04,478 --> 00:40:06,480 At least he wouldn't have died alone. 711 00:40:12,372 --> 00:40:14,541 Do you want to play a card game? 712 00:40:17,116 --> 00:40:18,617 Yeah. 713 00:40:19,766 --> 00:40:21,386 - Thanks. - Okay. 714 00:40:21,411 --> 00:40:23,814 I'll put my stuff in my office. 715 00:40:25,608 --> 00:40:27,619 This is your office now. 716 00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:43,871 I did not want to play cards, 717 00:40:43,896 --> 00:40:46,291 but I knew Asta wanted to. 718 00:40:51,056 --> 00:40:53,999 She was sad. I could feel it. 719 00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:57,311 I should not be able to feel an emotion 720 00:40:57,336 --> 00:40:59,884 that is inside somebody else. 721 00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:39,981 Tellurium. 722 00:41:43,857 --> 00:41:47,801 I know that they are all connected by these feelings, 723 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:51,022 these emotions... 724 00:41:55,635 --> 00:41:58,046 Feelings of devotion... 725 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:02,955 Sadness... 726 00:42:05,347 --> 00:42:06,594 Love. 727 00:42:06,619 --> 00:42:09,693 In Greek mythology, there exists this legend... 728 00:42:11,781 --> 00:42:15,027 Maybe I am more connected to them now 729 00:42:15,182 --> 00:42:17,697 I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips 730 00:42:17,722 --> 00:42:19,407 or hot dogs would cure, 731 00:42:19,432 --> 00:42:21,056 but when I found the tellurium, 732 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,484 the ache went away. 733 00:42:22,509 --> 00:42:24,676 It wasn't coming from my stomach. 734 00:42:24,701 --> 00:42:26,820 It was coming from my heart. 735 00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:30,507 Human emotions are growing inside of me. 736 00:42:30,774 --> 00:42:34,485 I think the one I feel now they call lonely. 737 00:42:37,881 --> 00:42:41,052 In the same way Asta misses Sam Hodges, 738 00:42:41,344 --> 00:42:45,157 I miss my planet, my people. 739 00:42:45,182 --> 00:42:47,006 But having found the tellurium, 740 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,498 I can finally heal my broken heart 741 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,347 because, once I detonate my device 742 00:42:51,372 --> 00:42:54,098 and fry every human being on Earth, 743 00:42:54,976 --> 00:42:57,128 I can fly home. 744 00:42:58,863 --> 00:43:01,425 Now I just need to find my device 745 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,239 without being discovered.